As Life Begins

Apr 14

Me introducing my future children

  • Me: This is my oldest son, William Hamish Scott Mycroft Holmes-Watson Lestraude.
  • Me: Next we have Samwise Bilbo Gandalf Thorin Smaug Bagginshield. Call him Sam for short.
  • Me: And this is my precious angel, Hermione Lilly-Minerva Lunatrix. She prefers to be referred to as The Girl Who Lived.
  • Me: Now where did Little Hiddlesbatch run off to?
Apr 14

mr-and-mrs-miller:

cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

I hope you get sat on by a cow

Apr 11
mamasam:

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN BUT THEY YAWN TOGETHER OH MY GOD MY HEART HAS EXPLODED.

mamasam:

THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN BUT THEY YAWN TOGETHER OH MY GOD MY HEART HAS EXPLODED.

Apr 11

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

Apr 11

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

You guys lie for a living and bull shit your way into hunts and this is the best you could do Sam, really?

Apr 11

omgmyfeels:

princessjaneece:

o wow

oh my god

Apr 07

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

Apr 07
lokiel-fallen-god:

celesgami:

idpmirtf:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

I love elephants more than anything

#1: read this
#2: stop reblogging this 
please

we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know

lokiel-fallen-god:

celesgami:

idpmirtf:

rearadmiral-comsmocock:

can we just take a moment to realize that not only did it paint an elephant it painted it to give the illusion of depth

I love elephants more than anything

#1: read this

#2: stop reblogging this 

please

we need to keep reblogging so people see your comment and know

Apr 06

If you are a recovery blog (fitblr or not) that has suffered from Self Injury, Anxiety, Depression, or an Eating Disorder, PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST

the-perks-of-being-a-healthblr:

I would like to follow more recovery blogs, both fitblrs who are pushing through the tough times, and others who are pushing. I am in recovery, but on bad days I would love support from the Tumblr Recovery Community

(Also, I figure others who want to follow recovery blogs can use this post to find people)

Apr 06

I need help. Mental help.

I’ve spent my life hating children. Or, well, not hating them. I love children. But growing up by raising my mom’s 5 other children had made me not want any of my own.

But now? Now that’s all changed. I want a baby, so very bad. You have no idea. I can’t support one. I’m still in school. Mentally I’m not as ready as I feel I need to be. But that doesn’t change my craving. Just means I can’t sate it for a while.

It’ll happen eventually, though. Hopefully with my kitty. The concept of our little bittens is one that’s graced my dreams and thoughts. And you know, I cant wait for that day.

Apr 04
thin-spire-mexx:

Hate It ^ 
Mar 31

debaoki:

kuroneko003:

the-little-two-mouthed-girl:

akuaseawolf:

celebrasian:

This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.

i am the latios one owo

Omfg

They’ve added more!

Aaaah! Pokemons poking men! ;-))

Mar 31
Mar 31

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

  • A compliment
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me

Mar 31

unsettle-me:

mid0lprincess:

pahshik:

Pre work hangs, furry nipple staring and cannonball shenanigans with the bestie

cuties! I love your tattoos!

the nipple pictures though