Hello fellow Tumblarians. I can be called Courtney. Or Dobe. I'll let you pick, cuz I'm used to both. I don't know where my life is headed, but I have dreams and drive and that's all that matters. I tend to rant a lot, and post a bunch of randomness. I occasionally post original writing, or sappiness about my boyfriend. But regardless, I'm here if you need me. So feel free to message. I'll get to it as soon as I can access a computer, which is usually daily

 

ask-hitman-jones:

"Took me forever and a half to get down"

((Based on actual gameplay events))
((Skyrim M!A 2/5))

Skyrim, FTW

daytimeloser:

Oh dear god. Everyone, GET THIS APP

Seriously, it’s the shit

daytimeloser:

Oh dear god. Everyone, GET THIS APP

Seriously, it’s the shit

fairfirehair:

officiallyshipped:

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate Deadpool

If I were able to read comic books I would read Deadpool in a heartbeat. I want him to have a movie so I can enjoy him properly. 

Deadpool is my baby lol

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa)

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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rejectedddc:

I have hiccups for the time in like 5 years and every time i hiccup i giggle like a toddler

Hiccups got your GiggleDick in a twist lol

The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

(Source: forgetaboutcait)

solarseptum:

A comic based on this perfect interview
Evening well spend on making this and thanks to everyone who joined the livestream!

otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices

For some reason my inner voice became Spongebob and sang this to the tune of “Squidward is my best friend in the world”

fwips:

/SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE

LOOK AT IT

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HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK